February 2011
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Things that feel like sex:
Sex
Hot water
Spray tan
January 2011
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When there's a bitch runnin' around.
And that bitch be like:
You and you’re friend are like:
But then you’re all:
Shit starts to get real, like:
You’re friend is all:
But the all of a sudden, your friend is like:
You end up winning:
That bitch is on the floor like:
And the night continues:
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I don't do drugs, I am drugs.
If me and Jwoww were friends, and got into bar...
…that would be the most EPIC THING EVER. We’d be unstoppable, lmao.
I seriously cannot wait to bitch someone out. It seems so fun to do it to someone who deserves it.
IM GLAD THAT I SPENT LIKE AN HOUR SEARCHING FOR...
No school for me tomorrow and no one to hangout...
retr0dancefr3ak:
Fabulous, I’m really glad this weekend was AWESOME.
I love how all my Jersey Shore posts get like a...
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I think I might attempt...
Day 01 - A recent photo of you and 15 facts about yourself Day 02 - a picture of you and the person you’ve been friends with the longest. Day 03 - A picture of you and your friends Day 04 - A habit that you wish you didn’t have Day 05 - A picture of somewhere you’ve been to Day 06 - A picture that shows your true self Day 07 - A picture of someone who has made a big impact on your life. Day 08 - A...
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What good is sleep if you have nothing to dream...
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I'm so fucking done trying to be a good friend. ...
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Sweet Dreams
So last night I tweeted that I wanted to dream that me and Kim Kardashian would develop superpowers and save the day from snow. I didn’t quite dream that, but both the Kardashians and superpowers had a part in my dreams last night. So for tonight, I’m calling for some sort of desert scenery. Wish my brain some luck.
It snowed in the Sahara Desert in February of...
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I have to admit, the fresh snow looks beautiful in...
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